A professor is studying porpoises for years, examining their mating habits. He discovers that they get very excited when around mynah birds. So, he studies for years on the effect of having mynah birds around porpoises.

Then, disaster strikes. The mynahs die. The porpoises are depressed and refuse to mate. The problem is that mynahs are protected and can no longer be exported from their native land. So, the professor heads up an expedition to gather up some mynahs to bring back for his studies.

After days of walking, his expedition falters when the group comes to a state animal preserve. The guide tells the professor that the bearers cannot go further since it is state land. So, the professor has to go on alone.Luckily, he doesn't have to go far when he spies several mynah birds.

Unfortunately, right in front of the birds are two huge lions. However, they are both sound asleep. He decides to chance it and quietly walks past them and gathers up several birds.

As he leaves, he walks past the sleeping lions, but, is immediately arrested.
Why, you might ask? Well, because crossing state lions with mynahs for immoral porpoises is against the law.