T-Shirts for the Ladies!
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  Next mood swing:
  6 minutes.

  I hate everybody, and you're next.

  And your point is?

  I used to be schizophrenic,
  but we're OK now.

  I'm busy

  You're ugly

  Have a nice day.

  Warning:
  I have an attitude
  and I know how to use it

  Remember my name
  You'll be screaming it later.

  Don't worry
  It'll only seem kinky the first time..

  Of course I don't look busy...
  I did it right the first time.

  Why do people with closed minds
  always open their mouths?

  I'm multitalented:
  I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

  Do NOT start with me.
  You will NOT win.

  You have the right to remain silent,
  so please SHUT UP.

  All stressed out and no one to choke.