"Tee Shirt Quotes"
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1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen
in Cape Cod)

2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an
8 year old)

3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted
to Be When I Grew Up"

4. "Procrastinate Now"

5. "Rehab Is for Quitters"

6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"

7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want
Fries With That?"

8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)

9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've
Been Doing Since 15"

10. "All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King"

11. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15
last names"

12. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled
with the software"

13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN, AND I'VE GOT A GUN"

14. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

15. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a
cash advance"

16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

17. "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"

18. MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience
for a moose"

19. "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit
the Frog"

20. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

21. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
but it uses up a thousand times the memory."

22. "The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're
through with it."

23. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch
back 20 years."

24. "The trouble with life is there's no background
music."

25. "If There Is No G-d, Who Pops Up The Next
Kleenex?"

26. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"

27. "The original point-and-click interface was a
Smith & Wesson."

28. "My Wild Oats Have Turned To Shredded
Wheat"

29. "Computer programmers don't byte, they
nibble a bit."

30. "NyQuil-The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-
the-room-spinning  medicine."

31. "My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was G-d, and I didn't."