A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative.  The
parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey
and rushes back home before being caught in the act.

The next door neighbor knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has
been up to. The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he
doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.

That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his
neighbor's turkey again.

The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his
head.

The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and in order to
please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a
piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and
tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine.  "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to
the right"

Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey f*ckers
up here on the piano with me."