A woman's husband was watching a football game and she was bored. So she went outside and decided to pick up trash in the yard. After a while the husband came outside and was watching her work when he said, "you know, your butt is as big as that Bar B Que grill." She didn't say anything, she just kept working. That night he crawled into bed and she turned her back to him and he ask her what was wrong didn't she want to have sex with him? And she said

"Why should I fire up this big old Bar B Que grill for just one little weenie like that!!"