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        No fucking way!                 I'm certain that's not feasible.

        You've got to be shitting me!   Really?

        Tell someone who gives a fuck!  Perhaps you should check with...

        Ask me if I give a fuck!        Of course I'm concerned.

        It's not my fucking problem!    I wasn't involved with that project

        What the fuck?                  Interesting.

        Fuck it, it won't work!         I'm not sure I can implement this.

        Why the fuck didn't you tell    I'll try to schedule that.
        me that sooner?

        When the fuck do you expect     Perhaps I can work late.
        me to do this?

        Who the fuck cares?             Are you sure this is a problem?

        He's got his head up his ass!   He's not familiar with the problem.

        Eat shit!                       You don't say?

        Eat shit and die!               Excuse me?

        Eat shit and die motherfucker!  Excuse me, sir?

        What the fuck do they want      They weren't happy with it?
        from my life?

        Kiss my ass!                    So you'd like my help with it?

        Fuck it, I'm on salary!         I don't think you understand.

        Shove it up your ass!           I love a challenge.

        Who the hell died and made      You want me to take care of this?
        you the boss?

        Blow me!                        I see.

        Blow yourself!                  Do you see?

        Another fucking meeting?        Yes, we really should discuss this.

        I really don't give a shit!     I don't think it will be a problem.

        He's a fucking prick!           He's somewhat insensitive.

        She's a ball-breaking bitch!    She's an aggressive go-getter.

        You don't know what the         I think you could use more training.
        fuck you're doing!

        This place is all fucked up!    We're a little disorganized.