CHRISTMAS GROANERS
                           (for the kids)

What do they call Santa's helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses

What do you call Santa Claus after he's fallen into a fireplace?
    Krisp Kringle

Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
    Santa's little Elvis

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
    "Rude"olph

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
    A cookie sheet

What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
    Comet

What is the cow's holiday greeting?
    Mooooory Christmas

What does Santa like to eat?
    A jolly roll

Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
    Deery Queen

What does Santa say when he is sick?
    OH OH NO!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
    Missile toe

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
    With his North Pole-aroid.

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a
chimney?
    Santa Claus-trophobia

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
    Sandy Claws