Some zebras were standing around when one of them asked "What are we - - black with white stripes or white with black stripes.?" The chief zebra decided to go ask God. He went to God and asked "God, are zebras black or white?" God replied "You are what you are!!!" The chief zebra went back and told his herd what God said and that they were white with black stripes. When one of them asked how he came to this conclusion he replied "If we were black, God would have said you is what you is!!!"


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