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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. An 80 year old wants to have sex one more time The Lucky & unlucky old man Three elderly men & their problems Two old ladies take
a walk Three old men at a retirement home Two new members at the hunting lodge Little old lady calls 911 An elderly man & his wife are forgetful 88 year old millionaire marries an 18 year old An old man in a nursing home A couple age 67, visit the doctor An elderly couple visit the doctors office A fairy grants an old women 3 wishes An old man wonders away from a nursing home An old couple stop at a honeymoon hotel 80 year old couple decide they want to have kids Sex guide for Seniors! An old couple have an electrifying experience An elderly couple both have Alzheimer's disease Wife's 70 year old husband still chases girls Three old ladies are sitting in a diner An old man goes ice fishing Two old ladies are waiting to take a bus An elderly man & his wife go to the doctor's A little old man & a little old lady met in a nursing home An elderly man goes to a doctor for a physical Two old woman are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus How do you make a bunch of old ladies swear? A couple celebrate their 50th Anniversary An elderly man was unhappy so he went to church An elderly man is put into a nursing home A man forgets his false teeth An elderly man enters a car agency with his wife A couple in their 70's go the doctor An elderly couple were having breakfast one morning 80 Year old man goes for his annual checkup An old man & woman decide to get married Two old ladies are sitting on a bench waiting for the bus An elderly couple rent out a bedroom in their home An old man & his wife go boating An old man goes to a brothel An older woman was doing exercises Two senior citizens are talking about their sex lives Grampa is sitting outside naked A flashy showgirl married a 97 year old man Two officers see an old woman staggering down the street An 80 yr old couple die in a car crash An little old man & a little old woman are going for a drive Two elderly couples were having a conversation An old couple are out for a stroll An 87 year old woman finds husband with another woman An old man goes to a Mustang Ranch An elderly woman takes the stand in a trial RAPE Retire Aged Personnel Early A Senior Citizen is on a bus tour An old guy takes his chicken to the movies An old lady goes to the doctor's office Two elderly widows check out a new man An elderly woman enters a furniture store A policeman notices an old lady standing on a street corner An old lady holds onto her hat in the fierce wind An old gentleman retires & buys a new home An elderly man walks into a whorehouse An elderly man tries to pick up a widow An older couple wake up in the morning... An old man on the beach see's a beautiful woman girl in a bikini An old man in a nursing home was depressed An old man at an old-timers dance wants to have sex An old man wakes up in the middle of the night Three retiree's are talking a walk An elderly man has a serious hearing problem Two senior couples are taking a walk Grandma & Grampa are sitting on the front porch A retiring farmer is giving away his farm animals An elderly widow & widower decide to get married A senior citizen is driving down the freeway A woman goes up to an old man Two elderly woman talk about their husbands
An 80 year old wants to have 
