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Life's Truths


1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

2. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

3. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.

4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

5. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

7. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

8. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

9. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

10. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

11. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

12. If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.

13. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

14. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

15. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

16. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

19. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself


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